"You know you have the same name as my father and nephew"

"Thanks! Glad to know that as rare as my name seems to be, there are still people out there who has the same name as me" "Isn't that amazing?" (Me being very happy)

"Oh yeah, that's why i remember your name, it brings back so many good memories about my father" "I'm not sure why they need to call him Eddie, his name is really Edward"

"Thanks Edward!" (Ha! Ha! I'm glad to make you very happy but my name is Egbert...not Edward)

A bag of doritos...$1
A new winter jacket.....$40
Someone calling you a different name and thinking it was your real name........PRICELESS!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

People always call me Edward. Almost always. No matter how slow and how clear i pronounce my name, it's still Edward to their ears. One day i went to Rubios, because i was so tired of being called so many names, i decided to use one that nobody would fail to recognize...


"What's your name sir?"

"Mark"

after 5 mins...

"Mark, Mark, your order is ready!"

I got out of Rubios very happy! They finally got my name right! Ha! Ha!

God bless y'all!!!!!